3 jokes about onions

Did you hear the one about the onion who was involved in a bad car accident?

He’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.

What do get when mix baked beans and onions?

Tear gas.

What’s small, white and laughs a lot in salads?

A tickled onion.


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